on your birthday? do you really think that low of me?

Of all the lies I've told in my very, very long life, I find it endlessly amusing no one ever questioned this one. Still hasn't, either. Isn't that fascinating? As much as everyone claims to dislike him, you were all still so receptive to Stefan. Even a ripper, he was better than the alternative, wasn't he?

Well, darlings, it was fun while it lasted. But now? Now the real fun begins. Klaus says hello.

So this is how humans get their jollies these days, is it? To be the better villain, you've got to, what, make everybody sing their pathetic little hearts out? Fecking sad, if you ask me. Someone's definition of diabolical needs a bit of tweaking.

I'm Rowan, by the by. I'd tell you who I've got, but that'd ruin all the fun, now, wouldn't it? Feel free to guess, though. I may even tell the truth.

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